Best and sweetest jokes 2022
At the tip of February, the family flew on vacation. They boarded the plane and took off. A 6-year-old daughter turns to me and says in my ear: - Dad, are you able to imagine, the boy prior me is additionally flying to Egypt!
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Yesterday I spent the full day trying to find a book within the rooms, rummaged through all the bookcases, because I forgot where I put it. And the irony is that the book is named "Memory Training". **************
Vovka includes a fighting friend Masha within the kindergarten. they're friends with the nursery group. I'm awakening my son this morning. doesn't react. I attain the blanket and softly tickle my heel. Vovka through a dream with a smile: Well, Maaashaaa. ! **************
I work as a supervisor. Now I visited one office - they need a brand new employee there. She asked me to line up a brand new mailbox for her. At the identical time, he says that only the box shouldn't be called by name, otherwise nobody reads my letters ... Something immediately came to mind a few patient who came to the doctor with a matter why everyone was ignoring me ... I I ask: - what's your last name? - My name is Marina, and my name is TROYAN. **************
I sat, played the increase of states strategy game, my younger brother stood behind me. I pressed the "study artificial intelligence" button, the method started ... After ages, the message "artificial intelligence is studied" appears then the pc reboots ... Silent scene. Voice from behind: "catch the system manager, otherwise he will grow legs at once and run away"
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My sister could be a genius. At work, she was asked to search out bloggers to collaborate with. She sent the blogger a call for participation with a close description of the task. Large message with solid text. He wrote: "I didn't understand." She just broke the identical text into separate messages. and therefore the blogger understood
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I'm taking the cat to the vet during a taxi in an exceedingly carrier (it clad an odd proposal, three "v" in an exceedingly row). The cat yells, I'm very embarrassed. At the exit, I apologize to the driver: - Please excuse the cat screaming all the way, she is incredibly afraid. - Screaming? I didn't even notice i've got an 8 month old baby reception.
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I sleep in the identical building with a really pretty girl. But I meet her more often when she returns from a walk together with her dog. and therefore the dog always wants to eat me. Finally, he decided to speak to the girl, and she: "My dog is excellent at understanding people, so you're a nasty person." Plus one to the cases when the dog saved an individual from a fool.
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